Post by Booty on Aug 23, 2013 19:54:11 GMT -8
Greetings Earthlings!
It is I, the great Hunter of Booty. All those with bodacious bods tremble at the sound of my name. Okay okay, all jokes aside...
Im a 17 year old nerd, i was consummated the night of the Mike Tyson fight and i crawled toward the light on Mother's day. I currently run my own business just to give me money in my pocket, which I have looked into to expand. I have two parents that are on disability and bombarded with snide comments regarding each parent because divorces are fun! I have 2 medical conditions which inhabited my ability to play basketball, but for my senior year of Highschool i was able to get cleared. Anyone who is wondering, I am a Power Forward.
Personally, I hate anyone near my age. I can say with no shame that; I have no friends. Everyone annoys me and large crowds make me want to kick someone in the balls so hard i'd cut their seminal vesicles and they will never be able to reproduce. I hate the government, and plan on doing something to change it one day. I HATE how everyone needs their belly's rubbed and cant take a defeat. Now losers get rewards and are told that it wasnt their fault. When if they would put forth effort and work they could be successful.
In a couple months i will start basketball, which will probably be the most stressful time of year. Not only will i be captain of my soft-skinned pussy team that i love so much, but basically assistant coaching as well. Playing time is likely to dwindle during this time.
Im also an asshole, and those who visit the server frequently know this. I say everything with disregard and i never thought about what just left my mouth. I try to be funny and have quick witted comebacks, but sometimes they tend to cross that line.
It is I, the great Hunter of Booty. All those with bodacious bods tremble at the sound of my name. Okay okay, all jokes aside...
Im a 17 year old nerd, i was consummated the night of the Mike Tyson fight and i crawled toward the light on Mother's day. I currently run my own business just to give me money in my pocket, which I have looked into to expand. I have two parents that are on disability and bombarded with snide comments regarding each parent because divorces are fun! I have 2 medical conditions which inhabited my ability to play basketball, but for my senior year of Highschool i was able to get cleared. Anyone who is wondering, I am a Power Forward.
Personally, I hate anyone near my age. I can say with no shame that; I have no friends. Everyone annoys me and large crowds make me want to kick someone in the balls so hard i'd cut their seminal vesicles and they will never be able to reproduce. I hate the government, and plan on doing something to change it one day. I HATE how everyone needs their belly's rubbed and cant take a defeat. Now losers get rewards and are told that it wasnt their fault. When if they would put forth effort and work they could be successful.
In a couple months i will start basketball, which will probably be the most stressful time of year. Not only will i be captain of my soft-skinned pussy team that i love so much, but basically assistant coaching as well. Playing time is likely to dwindle during this time.
Im also an asshole, and those who visit the server frequently know this. I say everything with disregard and i never thought about what just left my mouth. I try to be funny and have quick witted comebacks, but sometimes they tend to cross that line.